Anyone got any clever ideas for a cutting edge website?

[DimPrawn]

You guys are intellectually barren.

[Mich the Tester]

You guys are intellectually barren.

If it's taken you 4 years and 15,499 posts to figure that out you really must be as thick as tulip.

[EternalOptimist]

You guys are intellectually barren.

cheeky git.

Ok how about this

'Find me a Castle'
you put your personal details in, height weight age sex, and the website will do a search on all the castles in England and Wales looking for matches.

So any castle where you are too tall for the doorways, for example, would be rejected. If you were too heavy for the drawbrige, or too old to scramble across the moat, they too would be ruled out. On the other hand, being skinny enough to squeeze through the portcullis would be a plus.
Hey presto, you will be left with a choice of suitable castles , should you ever choose to live in one.

[EternalOptimist]

sorry i just realised you said clever

[singhr]

A few years ago I thought I had cracked it with the idea of placing a web cam in your coffin when you die, accessible over the web, so that relatives can alert authorities should you come back to life like you hear about from time to time. However within 2 mins of surfing I found some sickos had beaten me to it kind of with www.seemerot.com I just checked and it's still there but didnt venture in.

Most of the money is in p*rn these days, maybe there is fetish involving shellfish you could tap? chicks getting it on with lobsters and suchlike - Hardcore Prawn!

[TimberWolf]

If you were too heavy for the drawbrige...

[threaded]

A few years ago I thought I had cracked it with the idea of placing a web cam in your coffin when you die, accessible over the web, so that relatives can alert authorities should you come back to life like you hear about from time to time. However within 2 mins of surfing I found some sickos had beaten me to it kind of with www.seemerot.com I just checked and it's still there but didnt venture in.

Most of the money is in p*rn these days, maybe there is fetish involving shellfish you could tap? chicks getting it on with lobsters and suchlike - Hardcore Prawn!

The problem there is being sufficiently deviant to think up a fetish that isn't covered. Luckily some of my client's 'clients' hand that to me on a plate...

Content is not too difficult.

After that is getting good quality hosting.

Then there is payments handling...

threaded in "porn king" mode

[DimPrawn]

Chip shops, porn, IT.

Is there no end to the depths you will go to make a few quid?

[Andy2]

fat men trying to bonk fat women. That will be seriously funny.

[threaded]

Chip shops, porn, IT.

Is there no end to the depths you will go to make a few quid?

I've tried black water diving, if that's what you refer too. So, er, no.