- Snorkel and scuba mask
- Ski suit
- Space suit
- If someone takes the p*ss, through them through the window and then come up with a witty line afterwards
- Have some hitmen shoot your mrs just as you're about to kiss her
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What would my spy name be then? Nutty nibbler or something equally as crass?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostPah, you've obviously never worked as a spy then. It's terrific fun, and just like the movies*
*anybody reading this post will now have to be killed...I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Nicely edited, Milan - I like the thought of going in a wet suit with black polo etc underneath. Or better yet, a tuxedo and hope the heating isn't on too high...Originally posted by milanbenes View Posti
those were the days eh
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI will never understand the fascination with James Bond - all utter, utter crap as far as I'm concerned
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i did like the recent one one with mr potato head in it, haven't really seen the othersComment
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thanks FAQ,
wetsuit you won't get anything underneath,
it has to be a dry suit and compressed neoprene is the best choice as it it not so tight fitting hence you can get some clothes underneath it
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Norah,Originally posted by norrahe View Posti did like the recent one one with mr potato head in it, haven't really seen the others
put the kettle on luv, there's a good girl
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Originally posted by milanbenes View PostNorah,
put the kettle on luv, there's a good girl
Milan.
try and spell my name right luv
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Make your own pot noodle you tosspot!Originally posted by milanbenes View PostNorah,
put the kettle on luv, there's a good girl
Milan.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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