My generosity knows no bounds...

[Churchill]

I'm used to him nicking my food!

He was eating chocolate in bed last night... I was watching him like a hawk... crumbs in bed... not a good look

Funny there weren't any crumbs in the morning, eh? I didn't hear the hoover. My guess is that you waited for me to fall asleep and then pinched the crumbs...

[original PM]

Too much information

jeez it was only chocolate and was stuck in the hair on my head.

beats waking up with baby puke in your hair!

[BA to the Stars]

Churchill - you sir are a very brave man

[EternalOptimist]

lol eating chololate in bed while reading is one of my last remaining vices!

although the other week a chocloate button escaped and left a rather dodgy looking stain (not to mention sticking my hair together!)

I hate it when that happens.

'Whats THAT ?'
'Oh , er.... it's a chocolate button dear. melted'
'Oh, ok..are you sure ?' <she leans forward in an interested manner>
'NO. DONT EAT IT'

[alreadypacked]

jeez it was only chocolate and was stuck in the hair on my head.

Sorry, just my dirty mind

[BA to the Stars]

Sorry, just my dirty mind

[Churchill]

Sorry, just my dirty mind

That's supposed to be a punishment, is it? Remember who you're spanking...

[alreadypacked]

That's supposed to be a punishment, is it? Remember who you're spanking...

[original PM]

I miss out on all the good nights out

[BrilloPad]

...I've just pinched CMs secret chocolate stash - I'm helping her with her diet!

Wasn't much of a secret......