Great expressions and or catchphrases

[DiscoStu]

Much quickness, plenty cheapness.

Bob, you really should update your bloggings, I can't wait for the next episode

[RichardCranium]

Bob, you really should update your bloggings, I can't wait for the next episode

Great post!

WHS, Bob. We need more Bobness.

[MaryPoppins]

My most commonly used expression (to express surprise usually) is "s.h.i.t the bed", not sure why.

[Zippy]

Couldn't find his arse with both hands and a map

[moorfield]

"You can't polish a turd."

You can lacquer a turd.

[Zippy]

Two that the Americans just don't get:

"Gordon Bennett!"

"....and Bob's your uncle."

Tsk, tsk. How did they ever become a superpower?

About as much use as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Two that the Americans just don't get:

"Gordon Bennett!"
"....and Bob's your uncle."

Which is odd/funny considering.

[EternalOptimist]

If at first you dont succeed, try the boot and then the heid


Scot. As in, 'Try your best, but do not neglect the use of extreme physical violence as a serious option in resolving the issue'

[threaded]

....and Bob's your uncle."

Oh yeah, I use

"... and Robert's your mother's brother."

[jmo21]

P r i c k

usually when talking about permies at current client co.