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Programmers need to learn Stats or I will kill them all ...

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    #21
    Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
    Ha, your life is probably so painfull. Prob why you drank so much. All that worry about having to feed the kids while doing a monotonous SAS job for the clever people who wrote the formulae ...

    I used to be a Statistician. Just cos you use SAS and have written down y=ax+b you prob can call yourself statsguru.

    Now MATLAB, that's where it was at ...
    Is it still half-term?
    Nah, probably just a labour educashun.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Is it still half-term?
      Nah, probably just a labour educashun.

      edukashun
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #23
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Is it still half-term?
        Nah, probably just a labour educashun.
        No really, you're really funny. That's just brilliant. Alluding to the fact I may be a child... wow. Noone has ever used that one before. ******* genius. Your spawn, because you are so clever that you can procreate, must be so proud. How witty, how urbane.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
          No really, you're really funny. That's just brilliant. Alluding to the fact I may be a child... wow. Noone has ever used that one before. frolicking genius. Your spawn, because you are so clever that you can procreate, must be so proud. How witty, how urbane.
          Just out of interest what do you do for a living now?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Just out of interest what do you do for a living now?
            Business Intelligence and Data Warehousing. The cool end of the IT spectrum ;-)

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              #26
              Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
              Business Intelligence and Data Warehousing. The cool end of the IT spectrum ;-)
              So you've moved from where the money is - analytics - to lower down the food chain to techie commoditised stuff like DW? Why?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #27
                Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
                No really, you're really funny. That's just brilliant. Alluding to the fact I may be a child... wow. Noone has ever used that one before. frolicking genius. Your spawn, because you are so clever that you can procreate, must be so proud. How witty, how urbane.
                A stats geek spat. Here is that excitement you were after disco.

                Round 1: Whip out your calculators. Points for the smallest one with the most functions

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  A stats geek spat. Here is that excitement you were after disco.

                  :
                  boy in a man's world

                  HTH
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by threaded View Post

                    edukashun
                    edjumakashun

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      He's not one of my students is he?

                      I'm sure I lost one last week.
                      Are they all this clueless?
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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