Man Arrested For Handing In Gun

[Churchill]

On the way home from the pub last night I passed three police cars from the dog patrol parked outside one of the restaurants with the pigs inside collecting a take-away. The engines of all the cars outside were still running, but there was nobody in any of them and one of the cars had a dog barking as if it was in some distress.

I’ve seen them there before doing the same thing; it’s not an isolated incident. I think I’m going to start taking my camera out with me to take pictures. However, taking pictures of the police is an offence now.

You could always steal one of the police cars...

A mate of mine did that when pulled for drink driving after being out with a woman who wasn't his wife...

[thunderlizard]

The policeman who received the shotgun seems to have got off scot free. That loophole needs to be closed.

[DimPrawn]

What's Labour got to do with it?

Oh, nothing. OK.

The government (Labour for the hard of thinking) have rewritten most of our laws since coming to power, including laws relating to possession of a firearm.

You might recall Tony Bliar was a lawyer and so is his charming wife.

[Spacecadet]

A mate of mine did that when pulled for drink driving after being out with a woman who wasn't his wife...

yeah right... a "mate" of yours

[HairyArsedBloke]

Looks like it was police revenge for the chap getting off an earlier 'offence'.
Sminky Pinky

Fraking

[threaded]

Deserves 5 years for being an idiot.

Civic duty fail!

[Spacecadet]

Looks like it was police revenge for the chap getting off an earlier 'offence'.
Sminky Pinky

Fraking

is it me or does the picture in that article look like he's still holding the broom handle?

[Moscow Mule]

...However, taking pictures of the police is an offence now.

Only if you're going to use it to help a terrorist.

[Tarquin Farquhar]

The government (Labour for the hard of thinking) have rewritten most of our laws since coming to power, including laws relating to possession of a firearm.

You might recall Tony Bliar was a lawyer and so is his charming wife.

Possession of a firearm without a certificate has been a criminal offence for over 40 years. Nothing to do with the current administration.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Only if you're going to use it to help a terrorist.

Yeah, but I have every confidence that the police would be able to invent some way linking any picture of plod with a terror plot.