How much does a train from Cornwall to Scotland cost?

[centurian]

Not that either would beat sitting in the 1st class lounge of a train drinking G&T all the way.

Ah, but only 1 of the 3 trains required for the journey actually had 1st class carriages - although that 1 did represent the majority of the journey

[Spacecadet]

Ah, but only 1 of the 3 trains required for the journey actually had 1st class carriages - although that 1 did represent the majority of the journey

What happens in the other two? do you sit on the drivers lap?

[pzz76077]

I sure you could get 4 ICT's to carry you all the way in one of those little chair things and get their wives/sisters to do the sexual favors that someone mentioned earlier for that kind of money......and still have change for a bag of chips along the way


PZZ

[centurian]

What happens in the other two? do you sit on the drivers lap?

Sit in standard class - even though you hold a first class ticket.

[pzz76077]

Sit in standard class - even though you hold a first class ticket.

Some windup Shirley??
Is that why the ticket only cost a grand??

PZZ

[AtW]

Some windup Shirley?? Is that why the ticket only cost a grand??

That's no wind up mate - those who had non-1st-class tickets would have to be pushing train right up to Scotland...

[Spacecadet]

Sit in standard class - even though you hold a first class ticket.

Can you demand that one of the scottish peasants gives up their seat for you if it is busy?

[scotspine]

Can you demand that one of the scottish peasants gives up their seat for you if it is busy?

you could of course try to demand spaceboy, but i feel you'd not get too far!

[darmstadt]

You should be able to get a train from one end of the country to the other for £100. The fuel must be relatively cheap, that's the whole point of public transport.

No such thing as public transport anymore, more like private transport for the public

[TimberWolf]

They are taking people for a ride.