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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Its a canadian lager that was semi-popular here in the UK about 20 years agoOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't know what that is
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Canadian Lager. I always have a crate of it whilst I'm watching IRT.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't know what that is
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Nope, but thanks for the warning...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostShe can kick you in the bollocks without warning.... does that count?Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Any timeOriginally posted by Flubster View PostNope, but thanks for the warning...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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I once had a case of wine charged to my card behind the bar by a permie.Originally posted by Ruse View Posta joint leaving do and we had cards behind the bar for drinks. When I looked around at about 8:30pm there was a table full of large flaming sambucas. Final bill came to £900 of which I copped £400, never again....My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I have seen a few of those and nothing ever seems to happen. Occasionally one gets laid off or gets a finger caught in something but that's about all.Originally posted by wurzel View PostBeen on the bench for 6 weeks now & worringly I'm still not yet bored of watching repeats of Ice Road Truckers on Dave!
They make out it is the most dangerous job in the world.
Bunch of poofs, I reckon.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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