Halloween Fancy Dress Party

[Ruse]

Go as the most freighting character possible.

Hire a pin striped suit and go as a tax inspector.

I took my youngest to his "karate halloween party" last Saturday. dressing up was optional for parents, one guy was going around with a smart suit and a badge with "HM Revenue" on it. HE thought it was absolutely hilarious, nobody else did, wasn't you was it ?

[Swiss Tony]

I took my youngest to his "karate halloween party" last Saturday. dressing up was optional for parents, one guy was going around with a smart suit and a badge with "HM Revenue" on it. HE thought it was absolutely hilarious, nobody else did, wasn't you was it ?

Reminds me of the guy who prints out lots of legal documents and pins them to his suit...

When asked he is a ‘Law suit’ .....

[BoredBloke]

I remeber seeing this guy in a pub. All his mates were dressed up and he had a few shoe boxes hung around his neck with a bit of material down the middle. he said he had come as the stairs

[Ruse]

The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?

Go as a Zombie. You just need to shred up some of your old clothes, get some make up and spike your hair up in a strange manner, easy and cheap.

[hyperD]

Don a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.

Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.

[Ruse]

Don a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.

Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.

Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"

[realityhack]

Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"

Yep, keep the costume in a holdall and change outside the party... that could be a life-limiting costume on public transport!

[Swiss Tony]

Surly having a large holdall is a life-limiting costume on the tube!

[HairyArsedBloke]

Go in your best pinstripe suit, wear a red tie and stuff your pockets with expenses receipts. When asked - say you're a Labour Cabinet Member.

Cabinet Meeting. (SFW)

[Halcyon]

Cabinet Meeting. (SFW)

Excellent link, thanks for that (c;