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    #31
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Post mortem reveals it was fluid on the lungs

    After a drinking binge? This does not add up to me.
    Choked on his own vomit, quite common.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #32
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      Choked on his own vomit, quite common.
      That's some binge.

      Originally posted by beeb
      Despite speculation, the family had denied he had taken drugs, drunk heavily or killed himself.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #33
        What's pink and goes round and round on a carousel????


        Stephen Gately's suitcase...


        IGMC
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #34
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Post mortem reveals it was fluid on the lungs

          After a drinking binge? This does not add up to me.
          Happens round Barrymores pool
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #35
            Vaseline on the lungs?

            Vaseline on the lungs?

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              #36
              What's the average life expectancy of a pop star?

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                #37
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                Choked on his own vomit, quite common.
                jeez thats 'orrible.
                not as bad as choking on someone else's vomit though





                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #38
                  Have there been any tasteless jokes yet?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Have there been any tasteless jokes yet?
                    Stephen Gately has entered the Pearly Gates.
                    Sixth time this week I think





                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Have there been any tasteless jokes yet?
                      Try this one:

                      Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gately arrived in Heaven...

                      He thought they said that someone from the boys home was coming.

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