Oktoberfest is evil

[chef]

Are the waitresses in training the rest of the year?

no idea

Are they stocky farm girls or normal people with incredibly strong wrists?

those that carry the beer mostly can be described as men in dresses, the far better eye candy is in those women drinking the beer in their Dirndels.. mmmm

[Mich the Tester]

those that carry the beer mostly can be described as men in dresses

you obviously still didn't have enough to drink

[chef]

you obviously still didn't have enough to drink

[Brussels Slumdog]

Borrow a seat

Not sure how many Mass I had, 7 or 8 over the 13hr period would be my guess.

tips:


-Find a seat as you wont be served unless your sat down

What I did with Mrs BS years ago.
Borrowed someones seat while they went for fresh air ,ordered my Mass, then gave the seat back once I received my Mass.
Mrs BS allowed me one beer+photo shot then had to leave

[chef]

why do I not learn???

is it bad that I arrived 1.5hrs after a meeting I was the key person to attend and I believe I am still drunk?

"busy on urgent work" email sent as reason for not attending and lunch is in 30 mins.. I might survive..