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Shush! The primary principle of contracting is that we don't talk about the first rule of contracting.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI thought the first rule of contracting was that no-one talked about contracting?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI thought the first rule of TPD was that no-one talked about TPD ?
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There is a difference between the first rule and the golden rule I assume? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFaQQer View Post
I thought the first rule of contracting was that no-one talked about contracting?
Shush! The primary principle of contracting is that we don't talk about the first rule of contracting.Last edited by NorthWestPerm2Contr; 18 September 2009, 12:37.Comment
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Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostThere is a difference between the first rule and the golden rule I assume? lol
Remember the Prime Directive of Contracting: never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever, use 'lol' in a post if you want any credibility.
Whose sockpuppet are you, by the way? You're ignoring all the advice you are getting so must be a troll or you're mad.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It certainly does make you wonder.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou're ignoring all the advice you are getting so must be a troll or you're mad.
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