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The danger of fancying women in the workplace
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Postand they both have plenty of spare time on their hands.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I've only seen (wasn't actually there, you understand) this once. You have to be seriously crazy to have an -ahem- affair with someone you work with.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI've only seen (wasn't actually there, you understand) this once. You have to be seriously crazy to have an -ahem- affair with someone you work with.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post... This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.
The word is that he had found it.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostAh, a surprise ending - Not wanting to sound mysogenistic and all that, but I assumed it was going to be a devious trick on the woman's part to tempt him into rooting through porn, at which point she could report him so he'd be caught in the act.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWHS
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Sounds like an urban legend. If it's true, you could argue that any guy that stupid deserves to be kicked out.
Then again, women can be quite tricky in the workplace, and I'm not one to blame the victim...
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI’ve just had a cracker of a conversation with one of the clients. Two people were sacked this morning. One was a guy that was visiting, shall we say inappropriate websites; the other was a woman that cause him to do it. The story goes that he had been trying it on with this woman in the office. She told him that she had once been in an adult movie and if he could find out which one she would sleep with him. So armed with a hint of what it was, he has gone off and been looking for it for most of yesterday afternoon. It’s been flagged up so he got called in to the boss’s office. This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.
The word is that he had found it.
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Originally posted by protractor View PostSounds like an urban legend. If it's true, you could argue that any guy that stupid deserves to be kicked out.
Then again, women can be quite tricky in the workplace, and I'm not one to blame the victim...
We'll just stick with knitting and chatting about kittens, apologies.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
We'll just stick with knitting and chatting about kittens, apologies.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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