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The danger of fancying women in the workplace

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    #11
    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    Yeah right!

    I got loads of shags out of fancy a woman in the office when I was working away from home. Never got sack AND the client knew what was going on.
    This is at a fund managers in NY and I suppose it was inappropriate use of the internet was did for him. I'm only repeating the story.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #12
      Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Post
      and they both have plenty of spare time on their hands.
      She is not going to be too happy with him. She would not havegot sacked if e hadnt gone porn surfing on the company computermabob.
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        #13
        I've only seen (wasn't actually there, you understand) this once. You have to be seriously crazy to have an -ahem- affair with someone you work with.
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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          I've only seen (wasn't actually there, you understand) this once. You have to be seriously crazy to have an -ahem- affair with someone you work with.
          Hmmm. Some people turn mental on you.
          Apparently.

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            #15
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            ... This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.

            The word is that he had found it.
            Ah, a surprise ending - Not wanting to sound mysogenistic and all that, but I assumed it was going to be a devious trick on the woman's part to tempt him into rooting through porn, at which point she could report him so he'd be caught in the act.
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              #16
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Ah, a surprise ending - Not wanting to sound mysogenistic and all that, but I assumed it was going to be a devious trick on the woman's part to tempt him into rooting through porn, at which point she could report him so he'd be caught in the act.
              Actually, that's what I think too.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                WHS

                Names, addresses please
                Mich you don't have to go far you are in Holland already, plenty of workplaces employing such people there
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                  #18
                  Sounds like an urban legend. If it's true, you could argue that any guy that stupid deserves to be kicked out.

                  Then again, women can be quite tricky in the workplace, and I'm not one to blame the victim...


                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  I’ve just had a cracker of a conversation with one of the clients. Two people were sacked this morning. One was a guy that was visiting, shall we say inappropriate websites; the other was a woman that cause him to do it. The story goes that he had been trying it on with this woman in the office. She told him that she had once been in an adult movie and if he could find out which one she would sleep with him. So armed with a hint of what it was, he has gone off and been looking for it for most of yesterday afternoon. It’s been flagged up so he got called in to the boss’s office. This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.

                  The word is that he had found it.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by protractor View Post
                    Sounds like an urban legend. If it's true, you could argue that any guy that stupid deserves to be kicked out.

                    Then again, women can be quite tricky in the workplace, and I'm not one to blame the victim...


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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                      We'll just stick with knitting and chatting about kittens, apologies.
                      They may appear to be sexist twunts in here but some of them really aren't
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