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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I hope my ex is buried and not cremated. I want to dance on her grave.
    Ashes = cat litter?
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      #12
      Shouldn't cremations be made illegal or taxed to death (pun intended) due to concerns of Carbon emmisions?
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        I've told my family that I want to donate my body to medical science but they don't seem too keen. Can you insist (pre-death obviously!) or is it like organ donation where you cease to 'own' yourself after you've snuffed it?
        '

        If you consider it - why not let others potentially benefit from your dead usless carcass via medical research rather than some grubby funeral parlour profiting by burning or burying you - BTW I wonder what their markup is ?

        Certainly it makes no difference to one's status whether you have some flashy funeral service as a final futile gesture to your shoddy little ego - but you could benefit somebody via Medical resreach - or at least give some budding medical student a bit of a laugh.

        And you could really save your family a few grand - thats a major consideration - altough if you have a limited company perhaps as director you cculd offset the Funeral costs against Tax ?

        So why isnt the Donating your body concept given more publicity ?
        Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 September 2009, 12:42.

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          #14
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
          The ultimate act of the Ego's vanity - but can you afford it ?

          The average cost of dying has soared to £7,098 this year and is expected to rise by another third over the next five years, according to a survey which warns that many bereaved families will struggle to cover all the expenses.

          The cost of a "standard" funeral in the UK has risen by 7.2% to £2,733, but additional and often "hidden" costs such as venue hire, catering and flowers can push the overall average cost much higher, the research suggests.
          "Venue hire" FFS.

          We have a big family (well we did!) and funerals are well attended, but you don't hire somewhere. You just go back to the deceased relation's house (and no, they aren't large houses).

          Who the hell does otherwise?

          tim

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            #15
            Well Tim- some people simply wouldn't be seen dead at their own funeral venue unless the 'happenning ' was at a some swanky exclusive venue.

            Even in Death - vanity rules.
            Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 September 2009, 12:48.

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              #16
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              Shouldn't cremations be made illegal or taxed to death (pun intended) due to concerns of Carbon emmisions?
              I can just picture legions of eco-warriors refusing to die untill this green tax is introduced.
              'No expiration without taxation.
              What do we want ?
              To die
              When do we want it ?
              To die'


              (\__/)
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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I can just picture legions of eco-warriors refusing to die untill this green tax is introduced.
                'No expiration without taxation.
                What do we want ?
                To die
                When do we want it ?
                To die'



                Now my advice for those who Die
                Declare the Pennies on your Eye
                Cos Im the TaxMan
                And you're working for noone but me ...

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                  #18
                  Find somewhere hot and tropical, snuff it, decompose.

                  Jobs a good 'un.

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