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[The Lone Gunman]

I hear what everyone is saying and I will act on it, tonight when I get home from work.

The reason that I didn't bin him immeadeately was that we needed the bathroom ASAP. It just went on and on and we thought that if we got some other plumber in they would say that they wanted BiJillions to carry on with the job.

Lesson learnt.

Do you know a few other large ugly bikers? Invite them to join you on a run and stop off and pick up the key from the plumbers house on the way.

[NetwkSupport]

if the mrs is home alone at the moment, why not get a locksmith round now?

you may wish you did..in hindsight.

[Liability]

my goodness

My option would be to find out where he lives, have him lifted, taken to a field , stripped naked and beaten and left there. Then do it again once he recovers for good measure.

[BlackenedBiker]

Do you know a few other large ugly bikers? Invite them to join you on a run and stop off and pick up the key from the plumbers house on the way.

No I can't the Missus holds a warrant card with the Civil Service so I am not allowed to call on the boys:

The boys by the way would be my brothers assualt squadron in HM Royal Marines 3 commando brigade, apparently they do a very thorough job for a night out on the town, but I have been banned.

[BlackenedBiker]

if the mrs is home alone at the moment, why not get a locksmith round now?

you may wish you did..in hindsight.

No she is safe and sound. And she will remain that way or people will disappear.

Any unfortunate coincidences will be dealt with summarily

[sasguru]

You're a bit of a plonker, aren't you?

[BlackenedBiker]

You're a bit of a plonker, aren't you?

Haha, I was wondering when, come here give us a kiss

[chef]

The boys by the way would be my brothers assualt squadron in HM Royal Marines 3 commando brigade, apparently they do a very thorough job for a night out on the town, but I have been banned.

It might be cheaper to pay for a summary execution with a hitman or even a new bathroom than pay for a HMRM 3 Commando night out on the town

[BlackenedBiker]

It might be cheaper to pay for a summary execution with a hitman or even a new bathroom than pay for a HMRM 3 Commando night out on the town

I know I have been on 3 apparently

[sasguru]

Haha, I was wondering when, come here give us a kiss

No I'm serious. First you let a workman walk all over you (9 weeks for a bathroom FFS) then you over react and threaten kidnapping on a public forum.

Like I said - a bit of a plonker. Or at least severely lacking in judgement.