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that sounds like you've prior knowledge of such reactions..The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points -
I deny all wrong doing, I am innocent (honest)Originally posted by chef View Postthat sounds like you've prior knowledge of such reactions..Growing old is mandatory
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"I like cats, and I don't like people who don't"
What film is this quote from?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Rufus Excalibar (Roger Moore), Ffolkes/North Sea Hijak/Assault ForceOriginally posted by bogeyman View Post"I like cats, and I don't like people who don't"
What film is this quote from?The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Certainly done the rounds on Channel 5 recently......Originally posted by chef View PostRufus Excalibar (Roger Moore), Ffolkes/North Sea Hijak, Assault ForceComment
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Bingo!Originally posted by chef View PostRufus Excalibar (Roger Moore), Ffolkes/North Sea Hijak/Assault Force
One of his better performances I think.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Rufus Excalibar. he even sounds hard as nails.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostBingo!
One of his better performances I think.
now there is a name you wouldnt want to tangle with(\__/)
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He did needlepoint too. How hard can you get?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostRufus Excalibar. he even sounds hard as nails.
now there is a name you wouldnt want to tangle with
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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he didnt. did he ?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostHe did needlepoint too. How hard can you get?
i guess he could double-cross and stitch you up , all in one go
'Oh shoot, I just been cross-stitched by Rufus Ecalibar'
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Note to those doing this at home. Not on the Axminster or parquet floor!Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostYou do not have to hit the blighters just target the ground behind them & get a Hollywood style dust explosions as it runs, if the cat stops
well at least that will cover lunchBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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