Favourite guesses.

[sasguru]

Name of CUKer: SASGuru

Favourite item of clothing: Socks
Favourite song: I'm just a Jack in the box
Favourite pastime: Posting
Favourite car: Porsche
Favourite meal: Other Cuk'ers for breakfast
Favourite phrase: Idiot
Favourite political party: Hate them all
Favourite animal: Not squirrels

Favourite item of clothing: Handmade Suit
Favourite song: Shostakovich - Leningrad Symphony
Favourite pastime: Coding
Favourite car: Skoda Fabia vrX
Favourite meal: Lamb Chops
Favourite phrase: Cretin
Favourite political party: Tories
Favourite animal: Labrador

[sasguru]

Name of CUKer: CyberCretin

Favourite item of clothing: Superman underpants
Favourite song: YMCA
Favourite pastime: Pot-noodling
Favourite car: Vauxhall Viva
Favourite meal: Licking crusty curtains
Favourite phrase: "He was killed by swine flu"
Favourite political party: BNP
Favourite animal: Chihuahua

[realityhack]

Favourite phrase: "This would never have happened under the Tories"

Fixed that.

[BlackenedBiker]

Favourites for SASGuru

Favourite item of clothing: Suit made from human skin (tailored by himself)
Favourite song: I will survive
Favourite pastime: Raising butterflies/moths and tailoring
Favourite car: Brown van
Favourite meal: Female hormone tablets
Favourite phrase: "it puts the cream on its skin or it get the hose"
Favourite political party: He can't vote from his cellar
Favourite animal: Small dog (his only friend)

[cupidstunt]

Favourite meal: Female hormone tablets

[cupidstunt]

Bazza the trucker

Favourite item of clothing: Heels baybee!
Favourite song: House Party at Boothy's
Favourite pastime: Shopping
Favourite car: A pink one
Favourite meal: Sushi
Favourite phrase: Bollox!
Favourite political party: Green Party
Favourite animal: Dog

[cailin maith]

Bazza the trucker

Favourite item of clothing: Heels baybee!
Favourite song: House Party at Boothy's
Favourite pastime: Shopping
Favourite car: A pink one
Favourite meal: Sushi
Favourite phrase: Bollox!
Favourite political party: Green Party
Favourite animal: Dog

Thats made me giggle on a tulipty rainy morning