Do you have a degree?

[Churchill]

Sorry, that is right, you never even made it to college.

Well, well done anyway.

It is a good attempt at art and well done again. We might let you go to the shops on your own next week if you keep this up.

Now come on, that was lame even by your standards. You really must try harder!

[Zippy]

Just popping off to get myself a PhD. See you in a couple of years.

[Churchill]

Minestrone, when would you like me to vote?

[Tingles]

Just popping off to get myself a PhD. See you in a couple of years.

Dr Zippy?

[Churchill]

Dr Zippy?

Oi Tingles, why "Red Adair"?

[Zippy]

Dr Zippy?

One day, yes.

[minestrone]

Now come on, that was lame even by your standards. You really must try harder!

I think you should have tried harder.

[minestrone]

A PhD does not make you a doctor, it gives you a doctorate.

HTH

[Zippy]

So that's Dr Dr Dr ZeitGhost to you lot from now on...

We are truely not worthy Oh empty bank accounted one

[Zippy]

A PhD does not make you a doctor, it gives you a doctorate.
HTH

Nope it doesn't. You can refer to yourself as Doctor when operating in the academic world though.
You'd have to be a really pretentious tool to use the title in any other context.