Unfortunate Names

[Fungus]

a couple I've come across recently

Joseph Fart
Mia R Sertz

R. Soul.

Dick Burns. Ouch! (That's a real name.)

Some decades ago a Mr Pine married a Miss Coffin. The offspring hyphenated the names and hence are the Pine-Coffins. (I jest not.) One such person regularly gets stopped at customs, presumably for taking the piss when they show their passport.

Coventry Poly has a Dr. De'ath. (Pronounced Day-arth, sadly.)

Someone I know is known by his surname. His first name is Aynul.

I once knew a Mr. Kuntz. I'm sure that's worth a snigger.

And a Mike Tall whose most notable feature was that he was short. So we called him Mike Small.

There must be a Poly Merrick somewhere. (As in polymeric, from chemistry.)

Fungus.

[DimPrawn]

You must be Joe King.

[Fungus]

You must be Joe King.

If you listen to Radio 4 you will know what at the end of one program they announce that the producer was Jo King. I think there's another R4 bod called Fi Ling. (Fi, as in Fiona.)

Fungus.

[BoredBloke]

At GSK there was a Tom Bollock in the US and a Dick Gigante.

Also there was a girl at our school called Jane Pigg (middle name was rhoda). At Shell there was a David Bowie who refused to pronounce it that way.

I was also told about a Micheal Stability - Mick Stability

[WageSlave]

I went to school with a Hazel Knut. (not a joke, especially for poor Hazel).

You really have to wonder about some parents.

Still, not as bad as some celebrity names. Moon Unit Zappa???

[DimPrawn]

Do you know Theresa Green?

Have you seen Mike Hunt?

[messiah]

top this ....

"Fanny Love"

and

"Huggies"

both from Asia working in London, no joke.

[DimPrawn]

I think I have a winner here:



1993 Seniors photo. Check out the bird bottom right.

[Lucifer Box]

There was a bloke I worked with a couple of years ago called Xavier Ponce.

[MarillionFan]

Mordacs real name is Wayne Kerr