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    #31
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Er. That is a compliment isn't it?
    God knows love, I'm knackered and looking for my 5th beer, pass another one over please.

    I'd best open the window it's getting a tad smokey in here.

    I'm not sure that putting all 4 kg of popcorn in at once was all that wise, the microwave is starting to creak a bit...

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      #32
      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      Fair point, pass me another beer please, this one appears to have evaporated

      Does the microwave work? I've found a 4 kilo bag of popcorn in the larder.
      Popcorn!
      I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
       If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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        #33
        Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
        God knows love, I'm knackered and looking for my 5th beer, pass another one over please.

        I'd best open the window it's getting a tad smokey in here.

        I'm not sure that putting all 4 kg of popcorn in at once was all that wise, the microwave is starting to creak a bit...
        <sound of popping corks and opening beer cans>

        Microwave is fooked, as is the cat. Where has our host gone? Another one has escaped so my idea of CUK shop selling handcuffs was a good one.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #34
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          SY01? Have you checked under the table? I'll roll one - that generally flushes him out.
          It's funny but, I could have sworn it was him that opened the front door...

          Any beers left?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #35
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Any beers left?
            I did have one on the go but a moth flew in the can so I drowned it with a dog end.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #36
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              It's funny but, I could have sworn it was him that opened the front door...

              Any beers left?
              Loadsh mate. <hic>

              Prickles has gone to find the dungeon, I think. Oi! SuitshYou - where fore art thou?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                #37
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Have RC's beer - or perhaps a puff on this?


                This is going to end in tears. Of laughter.

                Or tears as in rips...


                Has anyone ordered the pizzas yet? I know a client I can charge them to.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Of course. We believe you. Honest. Have RC's beer - or perhaps a puff on this?

                  Don't go anywhere on your own - OK?
                  Cheers, man.

                  This beer's good stuff.

                  That's not tobacco is it? My mum says I'm not to smoke cigarettes.
                  I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                   If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                    You might want to clean yer glasses mate, she's no Gentleman!!!
                    LAYDEEZ!

                    The party starts here, man!

                    Everybody in the house say Woah!

                    Everybody in the house say Hey! Hey!
                    I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                     If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Prickles has gone to find the dungeon, I think.
                      Or lordy, lordy.

                      That'll be tears in a sphincter, then.

                      He can barely walk from last time, poor lad.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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