What should the Contractor UK shop stock?

**DiscoStu** · 19 August 2009, 15:34

A special abacus for counting dead Brazilians

**realityhack** · 19 August 2009, 15:35

Platinum motorised Pot Noodle fork and pot holder.

**cailin maith** · 19 August 2009, 15:35

Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

A special abacus for counting dead Brazilians

**DiscoStu** · 19 August 2009, 15:35

Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Platinum motorised Pot Noodle fork and pot holder.

I find a spork better for Pot Noodles

**realityhack** · 19 August 2009, 15:35

Polystyrene rocks.

**MrToast** · 19 August 2009, 15:36

"My other car is a Mazda MX5" t-shirt.

**DiscoStu** · 19 August 2009, 15:37

Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Polystyrene rocks.

Plus hollow bamboo tubes, big diamonds and some chemicals you can mix together to create an explosive.

**realityhack** · 19 August 2009, 15:37

Pre-shaved guinea pigs.

**MrToast** · 19 August 2009, 15:39

dustpan & brush for newbies.

**Andy2** · 19 August 2009, 15:39

Blowup Dolls

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