*** The official good luck Richard Cranium thread ***

[DS23]

And what to do about already having started the process of moving to the Midlands? Hah! It's ...

... and I've never been able to do this before ...

... it is 4 days a week working from home.

I'll only need to get washed and dressed ... ONE DAY A WEEK!

well bingo handjob doughnuts! what a cracking great deal! well done sir dick of head. i raise my glass to your well dressed self. congratulations.

[Zippy]

Oh wow. Fcking amazing. And a tear from Zip (I don't do that).

I am so, so, so pleased for you.

[RichardCranium]

here is a retrospective "good luck!"...

So does this mean you got the job then? Contract offered?

I get to find out formally in the morning.

WELL DONE !!!!

Yay!!! Well done mate, really pleased for you!

Fingers crossed matey. Let us know. Well done btw.

Great news. Very happy for you and glad you got that break. Now get wired into a few bottles of red.

Contractor's Pop, actually: pink champagne.

Congrats RC, fantastic news!

Well done. That is absolutely fantastic news.

sooooperb! well done rc. i hope you have a well deserved neck-full and a suitably sore head tomorrow.

I'm working on it.

Chetting well done!

What a Payload!

Well done RC

Well Done RC

well bingo handjob doughnuts! what a cracking great deal! well done sir dick of head. i raise my glass to your well dressed self. congratulations.

"Bingo handjob doughnuts"!

Oh wow. Fcking amazing. And a tear from Zip (I don't do that). I am so, so, so pleased for you.

to you too.

[RichardCranium]

... we came in?

Well, who would have thought there could be so much:

love and
caring and
compassion and
sympathy and
empathy

for a:

miserable ,
short-tempered ,
grumpy ,
foul-mouthed ,
pessimistic ,
drunkard ,
unwashed ,
undressed

...

[BrowneIssue]

Isn't this where ...

... sockpuppet like that horrid RichardCranium.

For a bunch of capitalistic, competitive 'filthy contractors', CUK is a special place full of special people. Good people. Intelligent people. Generous people. Kind people. People who care about right and wrong; people who care about people.

Contracting can be a solitary affair; being benched can be desperately lonely.

And without friends making a living the same way, nobody really understands what it is like. Except here in CUK.

Thank you, all, for the time you spend, and have spent and will spend, giving advice to one another, to benchees, to newbies. We all benefit from our generosity of time and wisdom.

And all provided anonymously, for free. The very definition of absolute charity. How uncharacteristic is that compared to the clichéd image as presented of us?

CUK is a special place full of special people.

And that's you, that is.

May it last forever.

[suityou01]

... sockpuppet like that horrid RichardCranium.

For a bunch of capitalistic, competitive 'filthy contractors', CUK is a special place full of special people. Good people. Intelligent people. Generous people. Kind people. People who care about right and wrong; people who care about people.

Contracting can be a solitary affair; being benched can be desperately lonely.

And without friends making a living the same way, nobody really understands what it is like. Except here in CUK.

Thank you, all, for the time you spend, and have spent and will spend, giving advice to one another, to benchees, to newbies. We all benefit from our generosity of time and wisdom.

And all provided anonymously, for free. The very definition of absolute charity. How uncharacteristic is that compared to the clichéd image as presented of us?

CUK is a special place full of special people.

And that's you, that is.

May it last forever.

Yada yada yada

[HairyArsedBloke]

Well, who would have thought there could be so much:

love and
caring and
compassion and
sympathy and
empathy

for a:

miserable ,
short-tempered ,
grumpy ,
foul-mouthed ,
pessimistic ,
drunkard ,
unwashed ,
undressed

...

Thats not fair - I'm all those things, but people are horrid to me.

[RichardCranium]

Thats not fair - I'm all those things, but people are horrid to me.

a) no tongues
b) no frottage

[RichardCranium]

WTAS &

No claws

[suityou01]

a) no tongues
b) no frottage

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Say it aint so.

I likes frottage I does. Speshly on the tube.

Mwahaahhahahahahah