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Good luck Dickie!
I'm no longer looking for luck - I've realised I'll never work again. Default on the cards next month (serves the banks right for causing this depression). Hand in my cards to the contractors' forum, perhaps join the Dolescum forum (or suicides anonymous forum) thereafter. Having said that, may look into hacking websites - not my skillset, but seems quite interesting. May achieve fame and notoriety that way!Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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jeez mr mark, how has it come to this ?Originally posted by MrMark View PostGood luck Dickie!
I'm no longer looking for luck - I've realised I'll never work again. Default on the cards next month (serves the banks right for causing this depression). Hand in my cards to the contractors' forum, perhaps join the Dolescum forum (or suicides anonymous forum) thereafter. Having said that, may look into hacking websites - not my skillset, but seems quite interesting. May achieve fame and notoriety that way!
whats the problem ?
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Aw, shucks, guys & guyettes.
Who'd have thunk anyone could love and care for a smelly old tramp like me?
There must be hope for everyone. (Well, almost everyone.)
Love you, love you all!
Gotta dash - need to leave in 14 minutes. I'm still not dressed!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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This sounds crappy dude. How did it get to this? Can you PM me? I wonder if a few CV tweaks may help?Originally posted by MrMark View PostGood luck Dickie!
I'm no longer looking for luck - I've realised I'll never work again. Default on the cards next month (serves the banks right for causing this depression). Hand in my cards to the contractors' forum, perhaps join the Dolescum forum (or suicides anonymous forum) thereafter. Having said that, may look into hacking websites - not my skillset, but seems quite interesting. May achieve fame and notoriety that way!
Try going to a networking breakfast, gets you out of the house and my drum up work. Worst case you can find out what's going on in your area. For example, there is a seminar on "Making contacts that count through linked in". Sounds exciting.
Seriously hope I can help.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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