Swine Flu

[cailin maith]

Well speaking as a someone who has a first degree in medical matters I think we should find a decoy for these virus. When I was growing up in India my mother used to hang a dead animal in the garden so us boys wouldn't be bothered by the insects. We need to find something we can hang up to attract virus. This drugs isn't the answer in my considered opinion.

Oh for the love of God would you just retire.... whoever owns this ejit

[AlfredJPruffock]

Well speaking as a someone who has a first degree in medical matters I think we should find a decoy for these virus. When I was growing up in India my mother used to hang a dead animal in the garden so us boys wouldn't be bothered by the insects. We need to find something we can hang up to attract virus. This drugs isn't the answer in my considered opinion.

In the remote Shetland Isle of Yell -they have adopted a similar model by using the bodies of Seagulls hung in front of t crofts as decoys to divert the Virus with great success.

To this date - not one person on Yell has died with this effective natural remedy.


* Want to protect your loved ones ? Need A dead Seagull ? Mail to Pruffock Enterprises Vrigin Islands (c) Fiver Cash only please

[DiscoStu]

Oh for the love of God would you just retire.... whoever owns this ejit

Put him on your ignore list. The more people rise to this sockpuppet's tulip I think the more he's likely to post

[realityhack]

First candidate for my ignore list. Congratulations. Will people do us the honour of not quoting this insipid little chit, please? Thanks.

Gah.

[cailin maith]

Put him on your ignore list. The more people rise to this sockpuppet's tulip I think the more he's likely to post

Good point!

Gah.

Sorry

[chetty]

In the remote Shetland Isle of Yell -they have adopted a similar model by using the bodies of Seagulls hung in front of t crofts as decoys to divert the Virus with great success.

To this date - not one person on Yell has died with this effective natural remedy.


* Want to protect your loved ones ? Need A dead Seagull ? Mail to Pruffock Enterprises Vrigin Islands (c) Fiver Cash only please

Chetty rests his case

[AlfredJPruffock]

Good for you Chetty - give my regards to Swastika.

Now some of you probably thought the Shetland Island of Yell was all a bit of a joke made up by myself - but you would be wrong ...

http://www.iknow-scotland.co.uk/tour...nd_islands.htm


Known as Jala in the Norse sagas Yell is now home to around one thousand people. It is often overlooked by tourists with its dark and broody peat moorland not always seeming attractive at first glance.

It was once a centre for fishing, whaling and trading with visiting merchants from other countries.

Today many of the people living here have returned to a crofting lifestyle, their traditional way of life before Clearances for sheep rearing in the nineteenth century; although the nearby oil industry also supplements incomes and provides jobs for the islanders.

Yell is a fantastic haven for all sorts of wildlife including nesting seabirds on the cliffs and waders on the moorland that breed here in summer making it ideal for bird watching.

For mammal watchers you are more likely to catch a glimpse of otters here than anywhere else in the UK.

Billed as the otter capital of Britain they're often seen early in the morning around the ferry points to the island.

Yell is also excellent for unhurried coastal walks to blow away the cobwebs.

[TimberWolf]

Chetty rests his case

Is that your photo and why has it got a white silhouette around it?

[Zippy]

Well speaking as a someone who has a first degree in medical matters I think we should find a decoy for these virus. When I was growing up in India my mother used to hang a dead animal in the garden so us boys wouldn't be bothered by the insects. We need to find something we can hang up to attract virus. This drugs isn't the answer in my considered opinion.

Oh hang on - aren't you the guy who wrote that ground-breaking paper on spontaneous generation? Wow!

[darmstadt]

yep, i know of 4 people now out of 6 that have visited in the last 2 months.. the only 2 that (to date) havent been infected were me and gf chef

That's okay then as I'll be going with Fraulein darmstadt