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Hope for CyberTory's curtains...

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    #11
    Some Brazilian fella he encountered slipped him a couple of rohypnols and is busy with the chutney & spoon.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #12
      Down the shops ordering his Tony Heartesque safari suits.

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        #13
        Eu gosto de lamber uma colher

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          #14
          Hmm, Google translate does OK with that:

          I like to lick a spoon
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #15
            Dead cat bounce.

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              #16
              Give it time........

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                #17
                So, another nine deaths in the UK this week due to swineflu.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                  So, another nine deaths in the UK this week due to swineflu.
                  Only another 6.6 million weeks and it will have killed us all.

                  But for the 12,300 babies born in the UK every week.

                  Panic, fear, fret, terrorrrzzzzz.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Only another 6.6 million weeks and it will have killed us all.

                    But for the 12,300 babies born in the UK every week.

                    Panic, fear, fret, terrorrrzzzzz.
                    I can't sleep at night.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I can't sleep at night.

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