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    #31
    Pikey - The secret to good baking.
    Vista - A sexual deviant.
    Articulate - To admonish an insect's timekeeping.
    Copulate - The criminal's got away.
    Acne - A Scottish injury.
    Stream - It wasn't real.
    Refer - An appointment with a trichologist.

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      #32
      Tango - Walk-through solarium.
      Debug - Passionate greeting.
      Flame - Chinese device for displaying pictures.

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        #33
        Decadent: Possessing only ten teeth.

        Impolite: A flaming elf.

        Isolate: Me not on time.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #34
          Monkey - Habitually mindful of things divine.
          Parakeet - The contents of a squaddie's rucksack.
          Beehive - Mockney reprimand.

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            #35
            Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

            Dandelion: A fashionably dressed big cat.

            Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.

            Information: how geese fly.

            Relief: What trees do in Spring.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #36
              Brilliant GJ - although I recognise a couple of them from ISIHAC...

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                #37
                Fumigate - The entrance to Hell.
                Penguin - Stationery cupboard.
                Tectonic - Energy drink for geeks.

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                  #38
                  Abusing - Indian vocalist.
                  Consummate - To devour a friend.
                  Impair - A very, very tiny fart.
                  Absorbable - To polish off a large steak.

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                    #39
                    Boring - this thread

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Boring - this thread
                      I think you have to have a sense of humour to enjoy it.

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