Carbuncles

[realityhack]

Pikey - The secret to good baking.
Vista - A sexual deviant.
Articulate - To admonish an insect's timekeeping.
Copulate - The criminal's got away.
Acne - A Scottish injury.
Stream - It wasn't real.
Refer - An appointment with a trichologist.

[realityhack]

Tango - Walk-through solarium.
Debug - Passionate greeting.
Flame - Chinese device for displaying pictures.

[gingerjedi]

Decadent: Possessing only ten teeth.

Impolite: A flaming elf.

Isolate: Me not on time.

[realityhack]

Monkey - Habitually mindful of things divine.
Parakeet - The contents of a squaddie's rucksack.
Beehive - Mockney reprimand.

[gingerjedi]

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Dandelion: A fashionably dressed big cat.

Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.

Information: how geese fly.

Relief: What trees do in Spring.

[realityhack]

Brilliant GJ - although I recognise a couple of them from ISIHAC...

[realityhack]

Fumigate - The entrance to Hell.
Penguin - Stationery cupboard.
Tectonic - Energy drink for geeks.

[realityhack]

Abusing - Indian vocalist.
Consummate - To devour a friend.
Impair - A very, very tiny fart.
Absorbable - To polish off a large steak.

[DimPrawn]

Boring - this thread

[realityhack]

Boring - this thread

I think you have to have a sense of humour to enjoy it.