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[chetty]

Oh really? Please let me know where you purchased your security qualifications as I'd like some for myself, what with the job market being so tough.

Well I can tell you now that I studied in Chennai. I specialized my thesis in security.

[suityou01]

You've seen 48 jobs relevant to you in 5 days?!!

So you have 10 relevant jobs every day for your skill set?

Bloody hell - I have about 1 per week if I'm lucky!

Well I have about 3 main streams of work I can service and I am flexible on rate and location. I can do core Microsoft development, Metastorm BPM development and I am a seasoned BA who likes to keep his hand in.

[Zippy]

Well I can tell you now that I studied in Chennai. I specialized my thesis in security.

Ah, I see. Wasn't thinking of spending that much.

[SallyAnne]

Well I can tell you now that I studied in Chennai. I specialized my thesis in security.

Good for you lad.

If you're real...then you might be missing some of the sarcasm on here.

The fact is, your English is FAR too good. It's hard to tell that you are not English.

Most of your Indian brothers cannot string a sentence together!

[chetty]

Good for you lad.

If you're real...then you might be missing some of the sarcasm on here.

The fact is, your English is FAR too good. It's hard to tell that you are not English.

Most of your Indian brothers cannot string a sentence together!

Well I think you will find that most educated Indians from a higher caste can speak a very good standard of English. But I have to tell you that English is not my mother tongue. My mother tongue is Malayalam. This is the language spoken in Kerala.

[SallyAnne]

Well I think you will find that most educated Indians from a higher caste can speak a very good standard of English. But I have to tell you that English is not my mother tongue. My mother tongue is Malayalam. This is the language spoken in Kerala.

Mmmmm Indian mother tongues

Ooops - wrong thread!!

[Zippy]

Mmmmm Indian mother tongues

Ooops - wrong thread!!

Hands up everyone who was thinking the same thing

[Cyberman]

Mmmmm Indian mother tongues

Ooops - wrong thread!!

Ummm.... I would love to experience one of those again !!

[Bright Spark]

ahh the mother of all tongues, best served with a chutney spoon.

[RichardCranium]

Mmmmm Indian mother tongues

Ummm.... I would love to experience one of those again !!

Your Indian mother gave you BJs?

That would explain an awful lot about your personality.