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Going for a curry tonight
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That will depend upon whether he is going for a curry on his own...Originally posted by badgerpig View Post

No potnoodle on the side?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Who are you going with?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTo cheer myself up. What shall I have.
Mulligatawny soup to start methinks.
Any suggestions?Comment
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Some colleagues from work. Kind of low key leaving bash. Blessum.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWho are you going with?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You watch that nice young lady does not try to do things to you with the chutney spoon........Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSome colleagues from work. Kind of low key leaving bash. Blessum.
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Which Curry house are you going to?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSome colleagues from work. Kind of low key leaving bash. Blessum.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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She's not going. And I resolutely love my wife. Comon gis a break will ya?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou watch that nice young lady does not try to do things to you with the chutney spoon........
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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ShamoliOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhich Curry house are you going to?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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WHATS THIS!!! - Gossip and nobody thought to alert me - bastardsOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostShe's not going. And I resolutely love my wife. Comon gis a break will ya?

Hmm I bet you've thought about the logistics though - haven't you?
Idled away a few minutes with naughty thoughts.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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