Giving up alcohol

[AlfredJPruffock]

How many times did you try, Mr P...?


I had a conversation with Saartje and she said 'English girls are known as sluts over here.' About 20 minutes later it turned to the old 'how many people have you slept with' bit.. her count was 'around 25' - she's 22 years old.

Hmmmm..... and she is a nice girl....


P.S and yes both of them have experimented with other girls.

I lived oddly enough in Holland with my Dutch GirlFriend for about a year.

Ive still got the bruises.

One thing they aint is romantic,if youre in Belgium go for the French, much more fun and oh la la ... plus theyre not very good at punching.

Ps My tip for chatting up Dutch women is to say in a loud voice Lecker Conche

You will score everytime , I promise.

PS kids , dont try this at home.

[stackpole]

You didn't answer my question about what scoring with 2 army officers really means. Please tell me my imagination is in overdrive ...

SAS, you do know that "Sandy" is equipped to play all three parts in a roast.

[mcquiggd]

I lived oddly enough in Holland with my Dutch GirlFriend for about a year.

Ive still got the bruises.

One thing they aint is romantic,if youre in Belgium go for the French, much more fun and oh la la ... plus theyre not very good at punching.

Dont you believe it! One ex, from Toulouse, half French, half Vietnamese, was a kickboxer... petitie girl but even when drunk could warn me off by stopping her foot milimetres from my face, me being 6' and she being 5' 3".

Theres still a dent in my kitchen wall from where she refused to hit me during an argument.

[Joe Black]

Say that to any Dutch Women and youll get a massive blow on the head mate.

Geef aan ons een kus??, I think they'd laugh if someone said that to them...een nummertje maken, well thats something else and I wouldn't be surprised, which is why I was trying to help Phoenix out.

"One thing they aint is romantic,if youre in Belgium go for the French, much more fun and oh la la ..."

The Flemish girls seem quite nice as well, who funnily enough given mcquiggd's comment seem to think that all Dutch girls are easy...

[AlfredJPruffock]

Geef aan ons een kus??, I think they'd laugh if someone said that to them...een nummertje maken, well thats something else and I wouldn't be surprised, which is why I was trying to help Phoenix out.

"One thing they aint is romantic,if youre in Belgium go for the French, much more fun and oh la la ..."

The Flemish girls seem quite nice as well, who funnily enough given mcquiggd's comment seem to think that all Dutch girls are easy...

Well perhaps you dont need a tin opener to get their knickers off but there will be a price to pay.

PS best for Phoneix to use Lecker Conche phrase is far more polite.

[mcquiggd]

Sorry, but the thought of tuna just sprang into my mind... ewww...

[Lucifer Box]

SAS, you do know that "Sandy" is equipped to play all three parts in a roast.

Just don't mention Sandy's husband as the insurers haven't paid out yet. You must remember, she used to go on about him all the time, then silence.



Inquest proceeding, if you know what I mean.

[stackpole]

Sorry, but the thought of tuna just sprang into my mind... ewww...

Brain food.

Remember that next time, it's good for you.

[mcquiggd]

I prefer natural, non pellet-fed Red Salmon.... Tuna has bad memories for me back from my old Uni days....


Just dont ask ...

[Joe Black]

Lekker kontje

...or perhaps you meant 'lekker kutje'.

PS: note to Phoenix, the latter is the one most prefered by Dutch girls