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Here we go again: Government to tax the view from your house

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    #21
    I live in Swindon and the view from my house is a large block of flats on one side and the new hospital on the other.
    You can see the hospital. That means nurses! There's a nurse tax you know ! And double tax on Fridays when they wear black stockings.

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      #22
      Originally posted by datestamp
      You can see the hospital. That means nurses! There's a nurse tax you know ! And double tax on Fridays when they wear black stockings.
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        #23
        well I'm fecked then, living oposite open fields, with woods behind and a conservatory......feck I may just moving into a flat in Highbury, the CT would be halved.
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #24
          He he... did you know that student nurses get measured for their uniforms and receive 5 of them? It has to be said they arent quite like the fantasy though....

          Just some information I thought id share
          Vieze Oude Man

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            #25
            Originally posted by mcquiggd
            He he... did you know that student nurses get measured for their uniforms and receive 5 of them? It has to be said they arent quite like the fantasy though....

            Just some information I thought id share
            It depends who does the measuring!
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #26
              A nurse I used to, was in the habit of shortening all her uniforms to just cover the giggle band. She always wore stockings and thongs.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #27
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                A nurse I used to,
                used to what? come on put me ot of my misery.


                btw trap 2 in use for the next 5 mins.
                Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                  #28
                  Blood pressure

                  I once had a medical done by a "drop dead gorgeous" nurse from Finland. When she bent over to take my blood pressure I noticed her top button was undone and revealing great taste in lingerie and a wonderful cleavage.

                  I am surprised I passed the medical............!! I did!!

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                    #29
                    I bet you left a 'sample' behind as well....
                    Vieze Oude Man

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                      #30
                      "I live in Swindon and the view from my house is a large block of flats on one side and the new hospital on the other.

                      You can see the hospital. That means nurses! There's a nurse tax you know ! And double tax on Fridays when they wear black stockings. "

                      Surely there is a living in Swindon rebate available.
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

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