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    #11
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    then I'll punch the little ****er in the goolies (or twist the nipples really hard if female) and run like hell while chortling "you'll never catch me copper, possibly!"
    LONDON SAVED - COPS SHOOT KRAUT
    German terrorist stopped just in time by Boys in Blue
    "It's like the Blitz all over again" says little old lady, 72.
    Two Metropolitan Police Officers were viciously assaulted and attacked by a gang of German terrorists in Heathrow Airport yesterday. Fortunately, a bunch of Met officers were nearby and armed with them automatics they have in case they feel the need to look butch. By gunning down half the fcking concourse in Heathrow, they think they shot the square-headed Islamist.

    etc.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Good use of typography there RC.

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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