Flippin' Hotel Guests

[alreadypacked]

Sitting in my hotel room last night quietly browsing the web with the telly on quietly in the corner and a fag in one hand, I heard the sort of noises one only hears while watching arty continental films emanating from the room next door. Turning the sound down there was also some faint banging sounds. After a period of time it stopped and I continued with my tasks. Preparing to turn in a while later the noises started again and continued for a period of time before ceasing and it wouldn't have surprised if they were actually making one of these films in the room. Why does it always happen to me, people doing loud bonking in the room next to mine?

Tonight if it happens I shall turn the sound on for my laptop and peruse that site for sore eyes (youpron.com,) find a good selection of German actors and actresses and let them have it back. Barstewards

You are in a hotel FFS, and depending on the hotel it may not have been the same people both times, and less of a chance it will be the same people tonight.

[BoredBloke]

AndyW...... Is that you?

Alegedy there are many ex-fluffers who are now out of work since the ready availibility of Viagra......

So presumably their rates have dropped. If I took one on as a 'PA' would employing another member of staff be a good indicator as being outside IR35

[Drewster]

So presumably their rates have dropped. If I took one on as a 'PA' would employing another member of staff be a good indicator as being outside IR35

"Penis Activator"........ You should try it.... it might work!

As a non-IR35 indicator I mean...... I have no idea (and indeed don't want to know) if you require assistance in the getting/Keeping it up department....

[darmstadt]

You are in a hotel FFS, and depending on the hotel it may not have been the same people both times, and less of a chance it will be the same people tonight.

Just packed up the laptop last night and settled into bed with my book when they started again. It doesn't really bother me (okay it does, some bugger is having a good time and I'm not) but when lying there by yourself listening to the noises, and there were quite a few coming from the girlie, your imagination does tend to wander. Are they a fit young couple or is it a porker with a minger? Is it the missionary position or are they working their way through the Kama Sutra? Luckily I'm back in my own dwelling this evening so maybe I might be able to get to try making my own pot noodle flick (doubt it though )

[RichardCranium]

Are they a fit young couple or is it a porker with a minger? Is it the missionary position or are they working their way through the Kama Sutra?

Or is it a Home Secretary's husband on his own with the telly on?