Shivering, put anorak on, still got wet outside. Time to light a fire.
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Wifey has just fired the CH
I'll deduct the cost from her housekeepingHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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It's pay back for such a scorching spring"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Probably a Clitoral Hashpipe...................or maybe even the Central Heating?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
What the fook is a CH?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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That or he means Mrs Troll has been using Cliphead for sex on the side and he's failed to perform in the sack again???Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostProbably a Clitoral Hashpipe...................or maybe even the Central Heating?

Anyway. Where is Cliphead? Did he take the news literally and has gone and joined the Libyan Army?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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