Originally posted by thunderlizard
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I bought some cockles in a market in Birmingham last weekend.
Please don't get jealous of my racy lifestyle.Comment
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LB, I expect you enjoyed them in your 12 bedroom house (home away from home) in Birmingham. I also expect your butler did the actual buying.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Originally posted by WageSlaveLB, I expect you enjoyed them in your 12 bedroom house (home away from home) in Birmingham. I also expect your butler did the actual buying.
The truth of the matter is, after a night out in Halesowen with a mate (Mrs Lucifer was having some girly friends around to stay chez nous so I thought best make myself scarce*), swilling copious real ale and eating scratchings and pickled eggs, we both felt a good pick-me-up at the Bull Ring market of cockles and jellied eels was just what the doctor ordered. Kill or cure, you see.
In truth though, I was conducting undercover research for my new, cutting novel on the life of the proletariat and my researcher did most of the leg work while I tucked into some foie gras and quails' eyeballs.
* The only downside to this weekend of West Midlands hedonism, being that I then missed out on the full-on lesbian orgy in SW19.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI quite like the fantasy world you describe for me to live in. Keep it up!
The ultimate aim of contracting is to build a Threaded style castle on a private island (populated entirely by lovely nudie ladies).Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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