New contractor who sits opposite me

[Amiga500]

Had a new contractor start a few weeks ago and he sits opposite me.

When he stops talking, he mumbles some cack tune over and over again.

So, if you are the new contractor and your reading this.....

SHUT THE F**K UP FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES. Please.

At least someone is following the 10 ways to freak out a permie list, have you told him you're a contractor :

1 Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...hlight=10+ways

[bellymonster]

This may be an alien concept but why don't you stand up, walk over to their desk and talk to them?

A) That would mean he would talk more
B) He would probably tell me he was an expert in the art of telling people to be quite
C) walking!?! with my belly!

[Zippy]

Would you prefer to sit opposite a nose picker/eater?

[ace00]

Would you prefer to sit opposite a nose picker/eater?

My "oppo" talks a lot, on the phone, to his mates and picks his nose.
I'm so lucky.

[bellymonster]

Would you prefer to sit opposite a nose picker/eater?

A silent nose picker would be prefrable providing there was no flicking.

[Zippy]

My "oppo" talks a lot, on the phone, to his mates and picks his nose.
I'm so lucky.

Don't borrow his phone