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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
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a) Nice one!!!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostdoGlikes
Although I think that CM is quite happy with the one that she already has.

b) Possibly quite a good point - but entirely irrelevant!Comment
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doGlickerI'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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I should pop a dictionary down the back of your trousers, if I were you.Originally posted by Rookie View PostLikesDogs
doGlickerMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Which one? doGlicker?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm just hoping it's a spelling mistake!I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Ah thanks lads - I've been having such a tulipty day too!
I got to 5k ages ago but when the TPD posts were disallowed they went right back down again!!
I'm liking Mother Superior!
Whoever said dogslicker gets the paddle
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It was me!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhoever said dogslicker gets the paddle

Which way do I face when I
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