Is France the rubbishest country in the world ever?

[Mich the Tester]

Plus they are currently ruled by a Hungarian sex dwarf.

As opposed to a one eyed Scottish snot goblin.

[The Lone Gunman]

Food - good

Women - Hairy

Wine - excellent

Beer - Sh**E

Men - can't see any. Jean Paul Gaultier is their version of Russel Crowe

Sorry mate, but French food and French wine (with a few noteable exceptions) are surviving on past glory. They are no longer the best or at the cutting edge though the French still think they are.
They have dropped the ball.

[DodgyAgent]

Sorry mate, but French food and French wine (with a few noteable exceptions) are surviving on past glory. They are no longer the best or at the cutting edge though the French still think they are.
They have dropped the ball.

France is the most beautiful country on the planet, but the people

[Mich the Tester]

Sorry mate, but French food and French wine (with a few noteable exceptions) are surviving on past glory. They are no longer the best or at the cutting edge though the French still think they are.
They have dropped the ball.

I agree that 90% of French wines are tulip and that 90% of restaurants in France are tulip. The top 10% are still among the world´s very best though. You just have to be able to pay for them.

[BlackenedBiker]

Sorry mate, but French food and French wine (with a few noteable exceptions) are surviving on past glory. They are no longer the best or at the cutting edge though the French still think they are.
They have dropped the ball.

Way to take away my right to an opinion.

Thanks I feel great now.

In future whatever Lone Gunman says......I agree with

[PM-Junkie]

They usually lose rugby matches to England; that's a good reason for keeping France on the map.

Ah yes that wonderful occasion in Paris when Brian Moore got so far under the skin of the French front row that he managed to get two of them sent off....and blew kisses to each one of them as they trotted off the field just to wind them up even more.

Happy days....

[thunderlizard]

Their films are an hour longer than they need to be.

[sasguru]

France is the most beautiful country on the planet, but the people

stink?

[expat]

Go for it. Give Monsewer Le Rosbif something to whinge about. I'll start.


French? Call that a language? They don't use half the letters they write down.

3 dogs met at a lamp-post: a British dog, a German dog, and a French dog. They introduced themselves.

My name is Rover, said the British dog.
How do you spell that, asked the others.
Just the way you say it, he said: R-O-V-E-R.

I'm Bruno, said the German dog.
How do you spell that, asked the others.
Just the way you say it, he said: B-R-U-N-O.

And what's your name, they said to the French dog.
Fido, he replied.
How do you spell that, they asked.
Just the way you say it, he said: P-H-E-Y-D-E-A-U-X.

[pzz76077]

They cant fight wars on their own either, need superior nations to hold their hands....


PZZ