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The Love Which Dare Not Speak Its Name

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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    From the title I thought this would be a thread about Drewster and Churchill.


    sasguru and DimPrawn - Shirley?

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      #12
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      I have tourette's.
      No you f**king haven't!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        No you f**king haven't!
        OI you C**T I fraking 'ave.

        You seen my twitter stream?

        Oh, frak, 've forgotten about that frakker.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          No you f**king haven't!
          WHS, the ****!

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            #15
            Mental Illness....discussed......the CUK way


            Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

            Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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              #16
              I have a split personality

              no I don't
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #17
                Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
                Mental Illness....discussed......the CUK way


                Thank you!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  From the title I thought this would be a thread about Drewster and Churchill.
                  I am perfectly happy to openly discuss my relationship with Churchill.....

                  bandit - would probably have difficulty in discussing relationships of any kind - due to his total lack of experience in any sort of relationship.

                  Some say.....
                  .... that his mother had a dodgy curry and christened the foul smelling and odious outpourings of her bowels bandit
                  all we know is..............
                  bandit only exists in order to make CyberTwunt feel superior....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    I am perfectly happy to openly discuss my relationship with Churchill.....

                    bandit - would probably have difficulty in discussing relationships of any kind - due to his total lack of experience in any sort of relationship.

                    Some say.....
                    .... that his mother had a dodgy curry and christened the foul smelling and odious outpourings of her bowels bandit
                    all we know is..............
                    bandit only exists in order to make CyberTwunt feel superior....
                    All that for me? Aw bless your lickle cotton socks.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      I am perfectly happy to openly discuss my relationship with Churchill.....

                      bandit - would probably have difficulty in discussing relationships of any kind - due to his total lack of experience in any sort of relationship.

                      Some say.....
                      .... that his mother had a dodgy curry and christened the foul smelling and odious outpourings of her bowels bandit
                      all we know is..............
                      bandit only exists in order to make CyberTwunt feel superior....
                      Friends then
                      Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                      Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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