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The Love Which Dare Not Speak Its Name
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OI you C**T I fraking 'ave.Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo you f**king haven't!
You seen my twitter stream?
Oh, frak, 've forgotten about that frakker.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Mental Illness....discussed......the CUK way




Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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I have a split personality
no I don'tRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Thank you!Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostMental Illness....discussed......the CUK way





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I am perfectly happy to openly discuss my relationship with Churchill.....Originally posted by sasguru View PostFrom the title I thought this would be a thread about Drewster and Churchill.
bandit - would probably have difficulty in discussing relationships of any kind - due to his total lack of experience in any sort of relationship.
Some say.....
.... that his mother had a dodgy curry and christened the foul smelling and odious outpourings of her bowels
bandit
all we know is..............
bandit only exists in order to make CyberTwunt feel superior....
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All that for me? Aw bless your lickle cotton socks.Originally posted by Drewster View PostI am perfectly happy to openly discuss my relationship with Churchill.....
bandit - would probably have difficulty in discussing relationships of any kind - due to his total lack of experience in any sort of relationship.
Some say.....
.... that his mother had a dodgy curry and christened the foul smelling and odious outpourings of her bowels
bandit
all we know is..............
bandit only exists in order to make CyberTwunt feel superior....Hard Brexit now!
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Friends thenOriginally posted by Drewster View PostI am perfectly happy to openly discuss my relationship with Churchill.....
bandit - would probably have difficulty in discussing relationships of any kind - due to his total lack of experience in any sort of relationship.
Some say.....
.... that his mother had a dodgy curry and christened the foul smelling and odious outpourings of her bowels
bandit
all we know is..............
bandit only exists in order to make CyberTwunt feel superior....
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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