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Planning for Armageddon

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    #11
    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Is there anyone on the CUK boards who should be included in the bunker?
    I'll take CM, Cojak and SallyAnne.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      We'd have been fliped full stop. No matter what anyone says about planning for survival we'd have been fliped. There would have been no care of any kind for the survivors. End of the world as we know it.

      Go watch Threads.
      In 1984 I was 14 and didn't see this at the time; having just read the synopsis one feels uncomfortable which is (presumably) the intention?

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        #13
        I saw threads and rather than spend my time eating rotten sheep on the moors and suffering the tulips, projectile vomiting and radiation sickness I made the decision there and then that if one of these things landed I'd get so close to it that I'd be in a position to catch the ferker!
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I'll take CM, Cojak and SallyAnne.
          I'll take:

          Scarlett Johannsen
          Megan Fox
          Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
          TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
          GM (ex-wife)
          Kids
          Dog

          ... and (with the exception of the last two, obviously) I'll die with an extremely happy smile on my face.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            I'll take:

            Scarlett Johannsen
            Megan Fox
            Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
            TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
            GM (ex-wife)
            Kids
            Dog

            ... and (with the exception of the last two, obviously) I'll die with an extremely happy smile on my face.
            Ex-wife.. Very kind of you!

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              #16
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              I saw threads and rather than spend my time eating rotten sheep on the moors and suffering the tulips, projectile vomiting and radiation sickness I made the decision there and then that if one of these things landed I'd get so close to it that I'd be in a position to catch the ferker!
              That is what sprang to mind with me. I suspect that during a 4 minute warning I will be going against the flow.

              Unless the scenario posed above and someone in the heat of the moment shoved me into a nuculer bunker in which case I could regret at leisure.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                Originally posted by backlight View Post
                Ex-wife.. Very kind of you!
                What can I tell you? I'm an idiot.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by backlight View Post
                  Ex-wife.. Very kind of you!
                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  What can I tell you? I'm an idiot.
                  No you're not, she's an ex for a reason!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                    I'll take:

                    Scarlett Johannsen
                    Megan Fox
                    Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
                    TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
                    GM (ex-wife)
                    Kids
                    Dog

                    ... and (with the exception of the last two, obviously) I'll die with an extremely happy smile on my face.
                    What about YLMA???
                    And why Churchill?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      No you're not, she's an ex for a reason!
                      Perhaps she left him because he's an idiot?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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