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In 1984 I was 14 and didn't see this at the time; having just read the synopsis one feels uncomfortable which is (presumably) the intention?Comment
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I saw threads and rather than spend my time eating rotten sheep on the moors and suffering the tulips, projectile vomiting and radiation sickness I made the decision there and then that if one of these things landed I'd get so close to it that I'd be in a position to catch the ferker!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I'll take:Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'll take CM, Cojak and SallyAnne.
Scarlett Johannsen
Megan Fox
Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
GM (ex-wife)
Kids
Dog
... and (with the exception of the last two, obviously) I'll die with an extremely happy smile on my face.Comment
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Ex-wife.. Very kind of you!Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI'll take:
Scarlett Johannsen
Megan Fox
Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
GM (ex-wife)
Kids
Dog
... and (with the exception of the last two, obviously) I'll die with an extremely happy smile on my face.Comment
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That is what sprang to mind with me. I suspect that during a 4 minute warning I will be going against the flow.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI saw threads and rather than spend my time eating rotten sheep on the moors and suffering the tulips, projectile vomiting and radiation sickness I made the decision there and then that if one of these things landed I'd get so close to it that I'd be in a position to catch the ferker!
Unless the scenario posed above and someone in the heat of the moment shoved me into a nuculer bunker in which case I could regret at leisure.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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What can I tell you? I'm an idiot.Originally posted by backlight View PostEx-wife.. Very kind of you!Comment
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What about YLMA???Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI'll take:
Scarlett Johannsen
Megan Fox
Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
GM (ex-wife)
Kids
Dog
... and (with the exception of the last two, obviously) I'll die with an extremely happy smile on my face.
And why Churchill?Comment
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Perhaps she left him because he's an idiot?Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo you're not, she's an ex for a reason!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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