What did you get for father's day?

[Ken Dodd]

I got a box of teabags and a packet of Thornton's toffee.

I kid you not.

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[RichardCranium]

"What did you get for father's day?"

My birthday stolen.

I'm told they've moved Father's Day to match the USA Father's Day. That explains why I do not recall it being on my birthday before.

It would have been nice to go out, but, like Mother's Day, it wouldn't have been any fun.

[gadgetman]

Its not until Sept here (Oz). Missus was wondering why she couldn't find any cards in the shops