First death in UK from swineflu confirmed

[Cyberman]

Is there no limit to your moronic-ness?

Aha...... I detect a disability benefit claimant !!

[oracleslave]

Once we have the majority of the population affected, the system just will not be able to cope.

Sounds like a line from Pinky and the Brain. No Cyberman, you are not the Brain.

[Coalman]

Seasonal flu - 1 death per 1000 cases on average (approx for you pedants).
Swine flu - 1 death in current 1200 cases in the UK.

Current estimate is 2 in 3 cases do not get reported so 1 death in approximately 3600 cases. Sounds pretty minor to me.

All data from some bloke I heard on the radio this morning so must be true.

[snaw]

Aha...... I detect a disability benefit claimant !!

That's cause you're an idiot.

[Cyberman]

That's cause you're an idiot.

... and you certainly can have no claim to higher intelligence as a Labour supporting moron.

[snaw]

... and you certainly can have no claim to higher intelligence as a Labour supporting moron.

CB, my footcheese is smarter than you. You're an imbecile of the lowest order - I mean, truly monumentally retarded. I don't believe you've ever posted an even quasi intelligent post on CUK. A broken clock is right twice a day but you can't even manage that pitiful number in your entire posting career.

All anyone has to do is look back on your monotonous bleating about swine flu, which seems completely oblivious to any scientific facts.

In fact, you're even wrong in your insults, that's how dumb you are.

[bogeyman]

Is it me or does CyberCretin remind you of The Old Gits from Harry Enfield gloating over the obituaries at brekfast time?

Neeeeeeeeee!

Ha ha! Yes. Exactly.

I was wondering who he reminded me of.

[sasguru]

CB, my footcheese is smarter than you. You're an imbecile of the lowest order - I mean, truly monumentally retarded. I don't believe you've ever posted an even quasi intelligent post on CUK. A broken clock is right twice a day but you can't even manage that pitiful number in your entire posting career.

All anyone has to do is look back on your monotonous bleating about swine flu, which seems completely oblivious to any scientific facts.

In fact, you're even wrong in your insults, that's how dumb you are.

Unfortunately its is unlikely that CyberMoron will contract swine flu as that apparently requires some contact with people.

[Menelaus]

Unfortunately its is unlikely that CyberMoron will contract swine flu as that apparently requires some contact with people.

Or swine.

[original PM]

I heard on the radio that this woman had - "other serious underlying health problems"

So probably she would not have died from swine flu had she not been already on her last legs anyway.

but as some people on here say it is not a pandemic, epidemic or otherwise

so go do some damn work