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I'll assume an integer, so can I save 67 please Mr Prawn?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostCall it 1%. Sounds low doesn't it?
Pick a number from 1 to 100.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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And that's NumberWangFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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The strict definition of a pandemic
Actually a pandemic simply means that it spreads easily, not that it is fatal.This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Incorrect Pandemic means that the virus has spread across the globe and is spreading in an inter-community manner within several regions.Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostActually a pandemic simply means that it spreads easily, not that it is fatal.
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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If it was 1% and it is a true pandemic then it isn't low as you're looking at 30million deaths (50% infection). But checking again and 220 or so of deaths where in Mexico. So more like 0.1% or less probably.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostCall it 1%. Sounds low doesn't it?
Pick a number from 1 to 100.Bored.Comment
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ok fine, but it does not mean its fatal.Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostIncorrect Pandemic means that the virus has spread across the globe and is spreading in an inter-community manner within several regions.
This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Postok fine, but it does not mean its fatal.
If you mean it is not a term which is related to mortality rate then you are correct.
But try telling that to Express readersFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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