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Michael Mcintyre

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    #21
    It's called wit

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      #22
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Don't be a dick-head all your life, have at least one day off!

      I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!

      If you weren't a monosyllabic cretin you would have realised that.

      It's the polysyllabic cretins I can't stand.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!
        "Being funny" is sufficient to get most girls ripping their clothes off.

        So I read somewhere.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          It's called wit
          From a half-wit?

          Must try harder.

          IGYCFY

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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            It's the polysyllabic cretins I can't understand.
            Shirley?

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