Yes, but there is a maximum number of MPs so it isn't going to have a serious impact on the UK economy.
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Vieze Oude Man
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Aye MF
Well the Chinese say Children are gifts from heaven,all of my friends whom have had kids are very happy.
Best of luck and Congratulations.
Look at your children
See their faces in golden rays
Don’t kid yourself they belong to you
They’re the start of a coming race
The earth is a bitch
We’ve finished our news
Homo sapiens have outgrown their use
All the strangers came today
And it looks as though they’re here to stay
Oh you pretty things
Don’t you know you’re driving your
Mamas and papas insaneLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 26 October 2005, 09:32.Comment
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MF Congratulations, in the long run, it will make a better person of you, in the short run, stash the cash.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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I used to work with her.Originally posted by Marcus AureliusHow does he know it's his?
Trust me, it has to be his... 
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Yes, well done mate.
You'll look back at these times and think "Why did I waste so much of my life holidaying in far off locations, drinking and socialising with friends, travelling, spending money on nice cars, houses and clothes, when I could be listening to a small child scream for 16 hours a day at 103db whilst cleaning up pools of sick for the 8 months in a row."
The joy of it all.Comment
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Ooops, sorry, nearly forgot. Congratulations mate. Celebration drinks on you then?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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congrats MF
Milan.Comment
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Now you're going to have to marry her... Which means:
Going to bed with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.
Having s3x with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.
Waking up with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.
Going out with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.
Etc., etc...
Joking aside, many congratulations. I am not a father, but I became an uncle this year and it is absolutely fantastic!
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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EVERY NIGHT??? Steady on there, beast! Are you 18? I'm lucky if I can manage once a month, and even then I need a little helpOriginally posted by Xenophon
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Dad, why do these condoms come in packets of 3.Originally posted by WageSlaveEVERY NIGHT??? Steady on there, beast! Are you 18? I'm lucky if I can manage once a month, and even then I need a little help
Well son, those are for young men they make love morning noon and night.
Dad, why do these condoms come in packets of 7.
Well son, those are for older men they make love monday tuesday........
Dad, why do these condoms come in packets of 12.
Well son, those are for married men they make love January February........I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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