Dr Who Related porn

[The Lone Gunman]

I will get the wife to print them and paper the potting shed with them later, just make sure you clean up after yourself, the mess you laft after your arse showing event was terrible, you should be ashamed. Web cam shows you have a cute butt, but who was the other saggy arsed individual with a ring like a rag mans trumpet?

[WageSlave]

LG, you are a gentleman and a scholar. I promise to behave and keep everything tiddy. Anyway, it wasn't my fault the place was a mess. A passing granny (called Ruby-Anne McCabe, but that's another story) untied Lionel from the front gate. He was obviously excited, having been chained up for over a week and forced to listen to Peter Dawson LPs, and created quite a mess.

[mcquiggd]

Are you sure you meant to say 'tiddy'?

I was chatting to some females and 'shooshing your tiddy' apparently meant giving the vaginal area a quick freshen up at the bathroom sink.

Next time your significant other says shell be 'freshening up', check her tiddy when she returns.

[WageSlave]

I was chatting to some females and 'shooshing your tiddy' apparently meant giving the vaginal area a quick freshen up at the bathroom sink.

I like the sound of that

[Joe Black]

giving the vaginal area a quick freshen up at the bathroom sink

What ever for?...ah, I see...those dirty, dirty women expect us to do something beginning with F

[steve'O]

What ever for?...ah, I see...those dirty, dirty women expect us to do something beginning with F

Fart?

[FrankScribe]

No. Fix the dishwasher