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Says the single pot-noodler who thinks a 159 is the way to do it.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostThis thread is proof that IT geeks really don't know how to impress a woman.


Hard Brexit now!
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Mrs Tester rather likes these, so I bought her one. She's delighted with it; lots of girly design touches and enough space in the back for 5 large shoeboxes.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I have a family I'll have you know, I want a stylish 'shooting brake'.Originally posted by sasguru View PostSays the single pot-noodler who thinks a 159 is the way to do it.




Feck me my mum would turn her nose up at an Aygo, If I bought one she'd think my marriage was a sham.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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The only thing that would impress would be an undertakers.Originally posted by zeitghost
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What a lot of chavs we have here.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Am I the only one to pick a car that wouldn't depreciate further.
Hard Brexit now!
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Go on then. £3K max. Must be interesting, impressive, fun, sexy, silly.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat a lot of chavs we have here.Comment
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