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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostShould Contractor UK be renamed to Permie UK?
Knob.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
Really feel for you, and offer to help in any way I can. Switch to PMs if needs be.
Ta.Comment
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Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostCan you wave your magic wand and create 50 000 contract positions please?
Ta.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI take it you're being flexible on location and rate? What is your ideal gig? Chuck a reply on here, somebody might be able to give you a steer.
Thanks for the concern, but I believe that there must be plenty of contractors worse off. I can hold out till the end of the year (only this year unfortunately).Comment
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Originally posted by expat View PostVery flexible. Will work anywhere in Europe and a few places outside it. Will even take contract that won't quite pay the bills, because (low rate) + (slow warchest depletion) will last a lot longer than (fast warchest depletion).
Thanks for the concern, but I believe that there must be plenty of contractors worse off. I can hold out till the end of the year (only this year unfortunately).Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNot for you. You can starve. HTH.Comment
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Originally posted by expat View PostVery flexible. Will work anywhere in Europe and a few places outside it. Will even take contract that won't quite pay the bills, because (low rate) + (slow warchest depletion) will last a lot longer than (fast warchest depletion).
Thanks for the concern, but I believe that there must be plenty of contractors worse off. I can hold out till the end of the year (only this year unfortunately).
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FFS reskill on the bench and get a gig that pays if you can sit on your arse for 6 months. Get into SAP, Cloud computing,BPM,MS Dynamics, whatever.
Get some bar work to prevent warchest depletion. Train train train. Now!
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A good arse kicking is sometimes what is needed. Plunder the available job ads to find out what is in vogue that most closely matches your skills, then post a bogus job ad on jobserve or linked in and get some cvs to see what the competition is doing. Then create a masterpiece of bulltulip cv and send it into the job ads. This combined with your rapid training curve.
Raise your game Expat, and survive. You can do this mate.
Truly HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostCan you feed the other 49 999?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post...then post a bogus job ad on jobserve ...I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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