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Lucy Gordon tops herself ...
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Just crack one off - you'll feel better.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNow I feel like tulip.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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+1Originally posted by snaw View PostSometimes DP (Actually quite often) you cross a line of decency.
I'm not particularly offended, but ffs a little bit of time before lift off would be appropriate (Unless you're a fat, talentless, ignorant reality TV celeb).Comment
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You're right. I do. Thanks.Originally posted by sasguru View PostJust crack one off - you'll feel better.Comment
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Do you mean Dim or Lucy?? Just askingOriginally posted by Menelaus View PostThat's an absolute tragedy that anyone should off themselves.Comment
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<unintended double-entendre><oops>Originally posted by Drewster View PostDo you mean Dim or Lucy?? Just asking
Lucy.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post
Well done all. Superb CUK thread - from tragedy to cracking one off in 6 posts.

I too was impressed by that
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Post 2Originally posted by sasguru View Post
Post LaterOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostWho you going to masterbate over now?
I make that from tragedy to cracking one off "by return" but hey who is counting (except me obviously)Originally posted by sasguru View Post
Well done all. Superb CUK thread - from tragedy to cracking one off in 6 posts.Comment
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