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    #21
    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Oh don't bother
    Holy F tulip... are you on your period again. Honestly, you seem like such an ok chap and then you turn into a contrary arse...

    Men
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #22
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      Ah, so that could be why not all women are in phase. The ugly ones are "ready" at the new moon, the pretty ones at the full.

      Good work, Pickle.

      Shall I do a survey of the lovely ladies on here?
      What, to see if they're ready.

      In some cases I think it'll take more than a few moon phases to get em ready for some of our lot.

      A bottle of voddie and a rohypnol might do it
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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        #23
        Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
        Oh cheers Snaw.

        It was a 'joke' CM.

        My God, you do know how to bear a grudge don't you.

        Obviously hit the sore spot there, didn't I?
        Yeah.. maybe, it was me on my period
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #24
          Bogey - can we have a truce... it's Friday and I don't want to be fighting with anyone....
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #25
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            What, to see if they're ready.

            In some cases I think it'll take more than a few moon phases to get em ready for some of our lot.

            A bottle of voddie and a rohypnol might do it


            Well no actually I was thinking of testing Pickle's hypothesis.

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              #26
              No-one's picked this up yet?

              Simples. It's Lunacy.

              They - literally - turn into lunatics.

              Ah, thanks, I was wondering where my coat got to.

              Taxi!

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                #27
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Bogey - can we have a truce... it's Friday and I don't want to be fighting with anyone....
                Oh, ok - to be honest I didn't know we were at war

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  No-one's picked this up yet?

                  Simples. It's Lunacy.

                  They - literally - turn into lunatics.

                  Ah, thanks, I was wondering where my coat got to.

                  Taxi!
                  What's that saying:

                  Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                    Oh, ok - to be honest I didn't know we were at war
                    Must have been me being contrary.
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      What's that saying:
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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